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The Great Moot SPECIAL EDITION
It is a moostake

No booze shortage this time, but there was plenty of fights and roudyness, and the paddy wagon expanded into a train. Maybe next year they just bring a prison barge to keep everyone in DataPage 0000553

Moff Sarne by himself came in and shut a slaver auction at the moot. Either that or he got the Imperial discount DataPage 0001056

Local supply of Dragon crisps found to be contaminated with drugs. Shortages are being reported, and prices are Skyrocketing DataPage 0001829

Imperial Stormtroopers unable to qualify for Gunslinger competition, but were welcomed at the Rain Dance party instead . DataPage 0004061

Technotes Volume 22: New slogans for Dragon Crisps being accepted
1. If It Doesn’t Get All Over the Place, It Doesn’t Belong in Your Face
2. Why not enjoy the go?
3. Aren’t you HUN-GRY? Aren’t you HUN-GRY for tainted dragon crisps now? DataPage 0003218

Epidemic of blindness at the spaceport caused by someone not knowing Nosaurians are colorblind. DataPage 0002382

Darth Vader tater wader fader shader is hot new fashion style DataPage 0002704

Local trainer creates fad by using Massiffs in performance act. The act was him being put into a cage with Massiffs and screaming DataPage 0002096

Scientist have discovered that the soonest you can detect someone going to the Dark Side is Sith grade. DataPage 0003454

If it was vertical, people climbed it. if it was horizontal, people made love on it. if it was horizontal and vertical, people climbed it, and then made love on it. DataPage 0003915

Boba Fett and the Assassin droids were finally able to sell an album. It was their only one and they want it back

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