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Galactic weekly newSstack (Issue 102)
we got death sentences in 12 SYSTEMS, this makes 13

13.05 Retraction: The editors would like to apologize to Jabba the Hutt, and to the next of kin of several of his debtors. The preceding piece should have read: “Debt defaulters are the primary ingredients.” we would also like to ask the next of kin to quit whining about it, already.00122
17.02 Reporter identifies site of AT-AT stud farm. Pictures on Datapage 00348
19.61 Rebel security foils unauthorized cloning attempt on Lt. Judder Page “I am beside myself” says commando. DataPage 00423
21.88 Technotes, Volume 18: The Rebaxan Columni MSE-6 Repair droid (Mouse Droid) hidden features:
1: Get another and use them as roller skates
2: Rancor chew toys
3: Can remove self destruct device to brew your next cup of Caf. Datapage 22652
22.45 Due to bookkeeping error, three Imperator-Class Star Destroyers have inadvertently been reclassified as comlinks, and are now on sale as Naval Surplus at twelve credits apiece. Datapage 23588
24.22 Galactic Deejark tournament to be held on Kashyyyk. Main sponser IsoTech is bringing crates of extra arms and legs. Datapage 23589
27.87 Imperial security foils attempted theft of Vader’s left leg. Vader was said to be hopping mad. Datapage 24550
29.42 Famous Minos cluster band “Boba Fett and the assassin droids” has to cancel next concert due to sound system violating local weapons ban treaty. Governor Amirial Ackmar said “we cannot withstand Music of that magnitude” Datapage 25964
31.63 Researchers at Yelsain University have uncovered several records as to the what the Treasure aboard the Sa Nalaor really was:
1. Crates of corusca gems,
2. Male cybernetic enhancements
3. True Love. Datapage 26932
32.92 Miners tell harrowing tale of Droids who attacked them wanting their freedom. Vow to end the Revolution with many restraining bolts and memory wipes. Datapage 27623
24.25 Luke Skywalker refuses to cut hair for Rebellion Recruitment poster. Forced to wear Fighter pilot helmet that ruins his perm. Datapage 28442

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