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Galactic weekly newstack (Issue 101)
Banned by the empire and loving every minute of it

21.05 Luke Skywalker is just an Alliance public relations exercise. Datapage 18732
25.02 “Oink” is a deadly insult in Gamorrese; Moff Balfour inadvertently starts clan war. DataPage 19928
26.61 New Radical group “Clothing of Droids is for you” (CODIFY) thinks all droids should wear clothing “It is to hide their parts” says founder Bennar Aban. DataPage 21993
28.12 The Famous lost Confederation Treasure ship “Sa Nalaor” spotted in the Kathol Rift. Also spotted near Bespin cloud city, The Wheel, and under my bed. Datapage 22652
31.32 Minos bounty hunter “Iceman” is actually a droid, that looks like a human. Which explains his lack of humor. Datapage 23588
31.41 Retraction: The editors would like to apologize to Iceman for the above item. Ask him to please stop hurting our reporters and that yes slapstick is a form of humor. Datapage 23589
35.87 New cult on Pergitor follows new harsher doctrinal laws where they cannot use Autochefs, just learned how to boil water and enjoy their sweet nourishing gruel. Datapage 24550
36.95 Imperial Admiral mutters insults behind Lord Vader’s back; is demoted to corpse almost instantly. “That Vader, he kills us” says Imperial Personnel officers. Datapage 25964
37.63 Rebel special operations team foils Imperial ship building facility for trying to make C-wings, Z-wings, and Q-wings and pass themselves off as rebels. Datapage 26932
39.92 Pirates have been kidnapping Kari claiming their powdered Exoskeletons can be used as aphrodisiac. The Kari say “We put everything in the night. “ Datapage 27623
40.25 Technotes Volume 17: The sorosub RIP-17 Autochef series can be modified to produce:
1. Food (this requires more time and effort then you think)
2. detonite (which the autochef claims as food)
3. High-quality spice liquor (Just kidding! Apologies to all you Corellians who fell for this) Datapage 28442
40.34 Jabba the Hutt to start fast food chain, named ’Rancor’s Nibblepit’ Debt defaulters are encourage to help supply primary ingredients to daily specials to help pay their debts to Jabba. Datapage 29117

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